Welcome Back, I've Missed You...

Hi, hello and how are you? I've missed you. Really.

"So why have you been such a dick? You said you were gonna call us, but you never called us!"

Baby! I was drunk, and shit I say when I'm drinking can not be held against me. I mean, I meant to call, but I lost your number and got drunk again and kinda forgot. It happens, right?

OK. Seriously, a lot of things have happened but unfortunately, not a lot of those things are Flexxo related. That's not to say nothing has been done on the Flexxo front, just a lot less than we hoped. We both got hung up with a bunch of family matters (Kevin much more so than me but he can tell you about that himself if he wants) and with the holidays and all...you get the picture. Life has just been really busy.

Fear not though, gentle reader. Meet Doug is about halfway finished and with the holidays behind us and all that other nonsense, we should be able to reapply ourselves to the task at hand: finish that sumnabitch up. As a gesture of good faith though, I'll try to get the intro scene(s) posted by the end of the week. HURRAY! I know I've said that before but you can trust me this time.

Speaking of abusive relationships (but otherwise entirely offtopic), I'm sure a lot of you are aware that Ike Turner passed away recently. Now, I'm not a big fan of the New York Post. In fact, I wouldn't wipe my ass with it. HOWEVER, I do need to give credit where credit is due. The headline the Post ran regarding the death of Ike Turner is classic and needs to be shared. So on this note, I bid you a fair evening and hope to be seeing more of you in the coming days:

"Ike Beats Tina to Death"

Farewell and goodnight. Don't forget to check back soon for the scene.